Alexander Turnbull Library

Evans, Malcolm Paul, 1945- :'The Admiral found some kiwifruit in his salad!'. 6 July 2012

Legacy Child Wellbeing

"I hope you're emailing for help" "Soon - I'm just checking out the new Waikato section of Te Ara - the online encyclopedia of New Zealand" 1 June 2010

"And ya can keep ya trash!"

"Where is the spontaneous applause? The blossom sprinkled at my feet? The first-born named after me? The letters from world leaders congratulating me on the coup?" "I'll add them to the list, Sir..." 9 December, 2006

"The economy is in bad shape & times are tough but don't worry I'm gonna be right behind you as soon as I get back from my luxury pad in Hawaii." Don't forget to tighted your belts while we're away!" 16 December 2010

"We're both very concerned about climate change..." "Especially the political kind..." 20 August, 2008

"These days the only safe place to holiday - is a quiet Kiwi town." "Don't bet on it." Government travel warnings. KAWHIA, Bangkok, Fiji, Iraq. 3 January, 2007

Hubbard, James, 1949- : 'Fiji, Nigeria, Pakistan, Sri Lanka, Zimbabwe and any other miscreants... Listen in!!' 03 November 2011

"They reckon the shock waves were felt as far away as Hawaii..." "Earthquake in Fiordland?" "No. Winston saying the word 'Sorry' in an email to NZ First members." 17 July 2009

Forest stump - NZ forest ecosystems second most threatened in the world - Conservation International report. 5 February 2011

NZ Rugby League plan a rebranding for the Kiwis team as kiwifruit after they lose to Fiji in a World Cup test